Ok I invented a new game, which I have gayly titled "Xangagians". BTW if you're loking for a lawyer in New York then I highly recommend this one.
I have no idea how to pronounce it but work with me ok? Here's how
it works: You go to Xanga.com,
and on the left hand side note the "Featured Content" and "Newly
Updated" sections. Ok ready? Cross your fingers and click one of
those links. Now look in horror at what you've found:
If the page has music,
you lose (subtract extra points if the music is a MIDI).
If it
has
music AND tiny pink text, you lose.
If it has a background
image that doesnt move but makes the text in front of it
invisible, god, you lose.
If all the
images are broken, you lose.
All about Jesus? You
lose!
If they changed the cursor into something stupid like a cross
or a triangle, you lose!
One post, posted a year ago?
One post, posted a year ago, about how their day
was so boring? Lose!
I don't know what this person is even saying, but
if you land there you definetly lose.
Completely
unreadable? Lost!
If they're answering or telling others to
answer a giant list of
questions about themselves, you've lost.
Does it look
anything like this, if so you've lost, after your seizure
subsides of course.
I'd find more but I'm about to vomit from that last one.
If you've found a Xanga that doesn't fall into one of these
categories you're a fucking liar and a thief and no one likes you.
However in all my travels, I actually have stumbled on one
good Xanga. This
one. Peace out, holmes!
