Check gay out yo, I have a blog! Oh my god, you just have to     ! And talk about this blog on your blog! And "blog this!", and blogroll me, and trackback to me, and post a comment that says "First post!" and do all that other crazy shit that everyone, deep down inside, hates.

Thats right people, this site has a new "editor". I accidentally filled out that form over there and accidentally got accepted. Like most blogs out there, the guy who was running this before got tired of it. However, I will not. I will work on this blog until the day I die.

Let's get one thing straight though. Having a blog about hating blogs isn't ironic or stupid. Ordinarily, yes, it would be. However, the other day Jesus himself came down to earth and talked to me. He told me it is my duty, nay... my god-given responsibility to use this platform to warn the human race about the dangers of this social movement.

Because really, the day when every thirteen year old girl has a platform in which to spew their inane thoughts onto the interweb for everyone in the world to read is the day I have a splitting fucking headache.

Welcome to the new Cewebrity, jerkfaces!