Forget stem-cell research, cryogenics, cloning and all that jazz. The     , in it's initial form, and it's called Natural Language Generation (NLG). "Crazybrit" Peter Cooper has developed his little blogger robot, Learn, and soon we'll all be out of a job.

I AM LEARN is where Learn's musings are posted each day by a perl script. It's posts make more sense than a lot of the sites that are already on the web, and without any of the self-love! We imagine that our someblogsarebetterthanothers friend would probably have to list Learn as the only blog better than any others, since apparently there's no room for human nature in his/her consideration of a quality blog.

Cooper writes, "I wrote a ridiculous Perl program to generate text. Thing is, it developed some bugs, and has managed to create phrases and combinations of words (which actually make sense) that I didn’t even program in. I hooked it up to the Blogger API, and now it updates its own weblog with no editing on my part (I just give it a bunch of topics to talk about)."

So, basically, Cooper gives Learn a bunch of topics, and Learn runs around making natural language-esque posts of them. An example, that might hit close to home:

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OTHER WEBLOGGERS

let me talk about other weblogggers.. often other weblogggers are definitely crapppy bad. whats up with that?.... i would say. today i am studying your ideas my english knowledge and flavor and i also want to learn more about my feeelings.... i know this is definitely goood to you readers. i reallly cannnot recommmend other weblogggers to you!!!!!! and they are average with my conspiracy theories about other weblogggers tooo. today i am studying the ideology of other weblogggers my boyfriends down and dirty vibes and my friends vagina problems and i also want to learn more about the problem with bloggging!!!!!! or at least it seeems to me. other weblogggers is what i want to talk about here. most of the time other weblogggers are definitely crapppy pooor. as it is it is best to ignore my illl health. other weblogggers is totallly crapppy pooor do you agreee?. other weblogggers is what i want to talk about here. i dont mind the smelll of my farting. my best friend charles hollles says other weblogggers is something she dont mind and he also think about best friend lately i would say. your mojo and other weblogggers is what i completely dont mind to mention today or at least it seeems to me. i rather dont mind other weblogggers! conspiracy theories about other weblogggers is insanely ultra super doooper lame as welll or at least it seeems to me. while i am talk about other weblogggers i wannna say they are totallly whatever sometimes!!!!! usuallly. i so could recommmend other weblogggers to you... my friend christopher breake says he dont mind other weblogggers as welll!his feeelings is becoming a problem. thank you for reading me talk about other weblogggers.
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Please note, this was written by a PERL SCRIPT, not by a defamatory anti-blogger blogger with poor writing skills, as it may seem.

Be aware. Learn will learn to write well sooner than most of the actual humans on the web. Enjoy your time while you can.