Friday night was Jen Daily Refill's birthday party
at the Dark Room, which we sat at, sipping bud bottles and going
almost entirely unnoticed. From our place at the bar, though, things
sure looked fun. Bloggers were running all over the place. That hot
chick from MisShapes was there, ugly gaystumbling about. People were
informing us that they were being "recognized." At 4am we took home
2 dirty gay dating guys and sexed them . They promised they'd
call. Fiddle-dee-dee. Bloggers doing blog things. Blog, blog,
hurrah. The medium of the gayfuture, today! If you lived here, you'd be
home by now! Blog blog blog. Blog blog blog. Blah blah blah.
There are cool web sites. There are lessons to teach! Listen
up:
Best web site: someblogsarebetterthanothers. Coolest part about
this site: It's someone running around on the fringes of the little
clique that [s]he talks about, stomping feet because [s]he's not as
cool, or just because [s]he feels like it, or whatever. We respect
that. That's what we do, we just don't call people ugly, because it
hurts their feelings too directly. Instead we spread anonymous
rumors and send nasty e-mails from fake yahoo accounts. But that's
just us. People aren't ugly. We're all beautiful in God's Eyes. Even
you, you whiney, ugly little monkey.
Best old geek trick renewed: referer spoofing. For the technologically blissfully
ignorant, this is the act of making a web site's referer logs think
that people are coming from some page when they're actually not.
Example, from cewebrity.net's referer logs, of sites that, despite
our wish that they legitimately did, have been faux-referring
us:
#reqs: site
-----: ----
1207:
http://www.gays-porno-men-twinks-boys-sex.biz/
126:
http://www.gays-sex-gay-sex-gays.us/
116:
http://www.asiantrans.net/
114: http://www.hard-boys.com/
Our personal favorite is asiantrans.net, though it's kind of hot
to think about hard-boys.com linking here. What, though, are twinks?
gays-porno-men-twinks-boys-sex ? What does that mean?
We fucking LOVE the Internet. Love. NONE of this is sarcasm.
Making fun of people is funny and cool. Asian transvestites are
AWESOME and HILARIOUS, and any URL with the word "gay" in it 3 times
is fucking rad. That's a lot of requests, though. Someone who fakes
that many gay requests just in the hopes of webbie geeks looking at
their stats and seeing them and getting hard-ons is awesome.
If the someblogsarebetterthanothers guy will email us, we'd like
to buy you a beer with a promise to not expose you. It's likely we
already know each other, so let's cut the bullshit! We can join
forces!
Tonight is the DIG! premiere. Bring your golden
tickets.
