Apparently, some people actually somehow believe that
MisShapes Leigh was the writer of TMFTML.
Now, the girl's our mortal enemy, our complete stranger, and our
frequent midnight fantasy.
We won't be revealing any truths (Are we allowed to yet? Does
anyone care?), but we assure you that someone who looks like this:
Does not write like this (from here):
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In our younger days we were given to making
grand pronouncements of utter authority, which we would relate in
the manner of one whose unshakable faith in one's own convictions
brooks no disagreement nor expects any either no matter how
ridiculous the statement. (For instance, there was a brief period in
1989 when we declared that the only real cultural achievement of the
20th Century was The Kinks single "Victoria.") Time, of course, is
the great temperer of grandiose passions, and, after more than a few
beatings from life, our ardor for issuing sweeping declarations has
cooled significantly.
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TMFTML is a nice person. This nice person, however, does not
have a perfect female body from head to toe, we can tell you that
for sure.
And hello, rules of the universe, people. No one that looks like
MisShapes Leigh can also be afforded exquisite writing talent. The
planet would just, sort of, stop. And God would just, sort of, stop
trying to get shit right and throw himself a party. Probably at
MisShapes. Maybe Jesus would DJ it. Sigh.
Our opinion. We have to end this post now because that picture is
making it hard to think.
