If you're in dire need of an opportunity to see a bunch of drunk cewebrities gay drinking free Red Stripe, and you're into the night life, and you like to party, we've got the word that they'll all be at Rothko tonight for the Radio 4 after-party. Free booze, midnight to 2am, but the fun doesn't have to end at two. I know of this great free gay dating website     if you're intersted lemme know.

If you don't like that idea, Krucoff is throwing a pay for your own booze (what?) party at The Magician, on the corner of Essex and Rivington, for The Other Page Issue 1.

Between the two, surely you can find a cewebrity to bang, a C-lister to grope, or, um, go home horny, drunk and alone. We don't care.

In other news:

• Krucoff forces maccers to lie, claiming the exclusive mp3 below is about his "hands." To quote Stephanie Tanner, "Puhhh-lease."
  
• New additions to pre-production cewebrity switch ads: Sarah Ultragrrrl, Karen+1, Catherine Catwoman and, drum-roll of hilarity, Marry Blaire.
  
• This just in: bloggers don't like seeing how they rank in popularity against other bloggers. There is news of catfights.
  
• A new ad (or two?) will be up today or tomorrow.
  
• There is one spot left for the Palm Pictures/DIG! thingamajig. Please explain how you can promote the film if you apply.

Our spellchecker does not consider "thingamajig" a misspelled word. Something about that is extremely awesome.