Cewebrity is producing a number of "switch" ads, a la Apple's switch ads
(and Will Ferrell's, too).
So, if you're interested in being featured in a Cewebrity switch
ad, contact us via the thing on the right with your info.
Requirements:
- You must be a blogger and/or cewebrity.
- You must have 30 seconds of material, 5 of which will be, "I'm
[your name/blog] here, and I'm a cewebrity."
- You must live near, or be willing to travel to, New York's
Lower East Side, at our convenience. But we're never busy, so our
convenience is pretty, um, regular.
- You must be ready for stardom.
There are probably other requirements, but we can't think of them
now. We're too excited about the fact that we found the switch music to use until Apple contacts our
attorneys with a cease and desist order. (Apple attorneys:
We've owned three iPods, one Powerbook, two G4s, and a G5 with a 23"
cinema display, and also bought all your OS upgrades and some of
your power apps. We're composing this entry in Gay Safari. I bought mine from a gay personal ad . And we're
actually considering needlessly purchasing the new iMac G5 just
because it's cool. So, um, leave us alone.)
Current Cewebrity Switchers in pre-production:
What a list! Apply soon! Ellen Feiss lovers, you are allowed to be
stoned for your ad. There will be no controversy. Stoners,
drunkards, boring people: we love them all equally.
(Get some
ideas here.)
