In the last four days, we've been confronted, assaulted, emailed,
aroused -- we've been so many things.
We have pictures to prove it. Preview:

What are these two cewebrities doing to each other? It kind of
looks like JP Low
Culture doing something in the crotchal region of Jessica Blueprint, as an
unknown cameraman snuck by and snapped this juicy pic from below.
Wasn't she spied
making out with two other bloggers just the other day? Man, when
this chick storms the castle, she doesn't fuck around. Well,
technically she does. Whatever. Wouldn't you, with that bod and
enough booze?
We'll post more of these tomorrow with those taken tonight at
what will probably amount to the biggest blogfucking event in recent
history: Brian I
Keep A Diary's going away karaoke party.
Oh, it makes us want to scrap the still camera and go with the
video. Considering the bust-lines on most of the I Keep A Diary
Entourage, it may not be a bad idea, actually. Hot, hot,
hot.