So the parties have been multiplying, and with the increased cab
fares, getting from this shithole to that is becoming a bit of a
frustration.
One thing we've noticed, while doing undercover work at these
parties -- largely consisting of bloggers, cewebrities, blogerati,
whatever you want to call them -- is that these folks like to FUCK.
They like to get drunk, get sweaty, get naked, and breed. What we've
been thinking is that with all this incestuous dot come blogfucking,
someone must be having babies. Or spreading herpes. Or doing
something. Look at Brian I Keep A Diary's pictures if you don't believe
it. Read any post from Greg the boyfriend's online porn journal if you
don't know what we mean.
We want dirt, people. That's what the little form on the right is
for. No one has an identity, everyone is anonymous. Who's fucking
whom? Who's doing the 2am text? Who's had ten too many at 5:15am
outside misshapes
and asked another sweaty blogger to go home and make some blogger
babies? We've already established on this site that bloggers like anal. So come on, make some shit up, send some
pictures, settle some scores. We want some dirt. Dig it up, we'll
dish it out.
On another note, Sarah got spotted and apparently, um, well, ew:
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famous bloggirl at the Music show Weds??? - m4w
- 26
Reply to: anon-39954780@craigslist.org
(NOTE:
THIS EMAIL ADDRESS WILL GO TO THIS PERSON. That's how CL works.
Three words: SPAM SPAM SPAM. --ed)
Date: 2004-08-20, 12:54PM
EDT
I've seen your picture in Spin like a million times, you write
for them and I read your Ultragrrrl blog - I thought I saw you at
the Music show at the Bowery on Wednesday and then I check your blog
today and it was you! I've had a crush on you forever and at the
show when you were dancing around you had your eyes closed for a
second and I wiped it right on the small of your back. You
rock!
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests
(Let's change that to "email the hell
out of this jackass." --ed)
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And did you notice that this jackass didn't even know for sure
that it was Sarah he was Wang Wiping? He checked her blog the next day
to find out. What if the poor potential Sarah doppelganger had some
weird allergy to skeezy boy dick sweat? He could have gotten into
some big trouble, then.
Man, that's some Silence of the Lambs shit. Ah, to be famous.
Anyways, back to blogfucking, here's your chance, if you haven't
done the naked sweatfuck with a literary wannabe:
his email is brianbattjer AT hotmail DOT com. He's a nice
guy. Spam that craigslist post guy with the nasty wang on the
cewebrity sweetheart's back, but don't fuck with Brian, or else
you'll have no chance of Brian potentially helping someone else fuck
you.
Which is exactly what we're going for. Not
kidding.
