Things we've learned since starting this site:

• There is such a thing as a blog-stalker. Apparently, they stalk people that, like, blog. They stalk via email, IM and roof party. We would list the as yet uncovered blog-stalkers below, but we've only isolated 3 so far, and we don't feel that's enough for a big to-do. Plus, we've got research to do so we can find funny blog-stalk-esque emails! [note - please use the contact link at the top of the page to forward blogstalker emails. thanks!] Oh, and on a health note, apparently they try to kiss people. Please note: this is not necessarily bad. We have never seen any of these blog-stalkers. We will asses them on a one by one basis and post news of any stalker seduction accordingly. We imagine that if someone had a website design, they might be willing to get it on. We sure would.

• Certain people are wary of certain other people reading about certain things like who they were seen making out with at some party or how many hits their site gets per month. And they get mad. And they take it out on us. We're just the messenger! Kill Bill Will! (Sorry, buddy. It just kind of worked. We dont want anyone to kill you. They'd have to go through us, and we are strong.)

• We are mean, and we suck. Some people get so worked up. It's a new site! You posted about anal on your web page! What the hell do you want, woman? Cheer the fuck up! You're getting anal!

• Blogger parties are full of bloggers. This isn't so much a surprise, but we kind of expected that blogger parties would be full of bloggers and their non-blogger friends, but apparently, either (a) everyone is a blogger, or (b) every blogger is only friends with bloggers. Oh, then there's (c), which is our vote, which is both (a) and (b) combined.
  
  
• (Percocet + Alcohol + Bloggers) > (Bloggers - Alcohol)

• Interested in drinking open bar all the time? Bloggers need look no further than Uber-ceweb Lindsay's brand new Open Bar Mailing List, which is only available to you if you get an invite or follow some instructions, but you can, like, harass her for one, or just do what the list info tells you to do. The list info is here: coollist.com/openbar, but you have to submit an event to even be considered.

• Something will always be the new something else, and though all of you surely know this already, we've found it presented to us in so many ways that we've started looking at things, and, in our heads, thought, "wow, that's the new something or other," and then promptly forced ourselves to think about Nicole Ritchie, naked, for 5 minutes to cleanse ourselves. And despite what the folks at the men's magazines like to say, she is NOT ATTRACTIVE. Thinking about her naked SUCKS.

• Apparently, if you get to be a big enough cewebrity, you get naked pictures from other cewebrities. Case in point. You better believe that our new friend mark whatevs will be a contributing writer on here very soon, with a very exclusive photograph. If that doesn't work, we'll just go into our xxxporn directory and post one of the other Lindsay photos we already have. They are FINE. And for sale. Contact link at the top. Prices are negotiable.