We've been mulling around, trying to figure out who is a
cewebrity (so we can stalk them, duh), and who is just, like, a
blogger. And is there a difference? And if so, how do we tell?
Well, here's what we've come up with so far:
It seems that lots of people really like this Uncle Grambo
fellow from whatevs.org. Probably because he posts a lot and
talks about the Olson Twins and stuff. I'm sure there are other
reasons, but, ironically, we don't read web sites very much, and
therefore know nothing about this guy. Except that he doesn't live
in New York, so however cewebrity he is, we think it must be
partially charity. I mean, come on. He doesn't even live in New
York. Can't we do better? Perhaps not. He seems pretty thorough.
Anyhoo, he's got his links section, and at the top is the
"CREME DE LA CREME." Thinking, "oh, this is where to find
out who's who," we clicked on some links.
Um, so, Lindsay's on there. Shock.
And so is Jess. Super. Nothing new there.
And then Defamer,
Gawker, blah blah, Denton crap.
The only new one to "CREME DE LA CREME" is That Ashely
Girl, which, it seems, has rocketed it's webmistress (old term,
we know) to stardom (right?) because she did a post about doing lots of anal.
This is awesome. This chick totally just literally slutted
herself out for some cewebrity. We all have a total crush on
her.
"That's anal sex. It's good, and if you want to have it once
in a while after a really good meal (to completely mix the
metaphors), that's cool. Just don't push it on me (pun intended)
every time.
That said, a little ass-tonguing action during a boy's regular
session of oral sex on me is always welcome. Of course, I wouldn't
recommend starting your oral journey there. But once you've got me
nice and lathered up, I'd say you can pretty much put your tongue
anywhere you want and I won't object.
While most boys are only into anal because they think it's
"taboo" and that "getting it" from a girl gives them some sort of
power over them, I think most people would tell you that the ass is
actually a very sensitive area. So, after you've introduced yourself
to Ms. Clit, feel free to be adventurous with your tongue."
She goes on to talk about tonguing boys, deep throating, etc etc.
A quick scan down the page just now shows us that apparently her
whole gimmick is to slut herself out. That's cool. We're down with
that. We need more openly slutty cewebrities. MOVE TO NEW YORK,
though, people. You're not doing us any good out there in Parent's
Basement, USA.
Whatevs.
