July 20, 2004

- Cewebrity Superstar Sweethearts

OK, you may presume that we hate cewebrities. We don't! In fact, there are many that I love. I just like laughing at people who talk about themselves too much and think that their personal escapades into the F train are things that people should care about. That alone, however, does not constitute cewebrity -- it's the people who adore them for their escapades, leaving a plethora of horrific comments that I masochistically force myself to read that constitute true cewebrity. I know many cewebrities (as per joanna's post below) that are sweet, helpful, interesting, fun, and fucking awesome. Those are good cewebrities. They don't give a shit about being known. They just like telling people about good bands and shit.

I give you Exhibit A, my favorite cewebrity picture of two of my favorite cewebrities, Sarah and Karen.

This post is purely to showcase that picture. I'll get some bad person cewebrity pictures soon, hopefully doing dumb shit like licking themselves or wearing shirts that say "I HEART ME" or, better yet, "IF YOU HEART ME, LEAVE ME A COMMENT."

If you have anything of the sort, PLEASE send it to me at polaroids at cewebrity.net. Thanks!

## Posted by ben at 01:57 PM ##

 

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