OK, you may presume that we hate cewebrities. We don't! In fact,
there are many
that I love. I just like laughing at people
who talk about themselves too much and think that their personal
escapades into the F train are things that people should care about.
That alone, however, does not constitute cewebrity -- it's the
people who adore them for their escapades, leaving a plethora of
horrific comments that I masochistically force myself to read that
constitute true cewebrity. I know many cewebrities (as per joanna's post below) that
are sweet, helpful, interesting, fun, and fucking awesome. Those are
good cewebrities. They don't give a shit about being known. They
just like telling people about good bands and shit.
I give you Exhibit A, my favorite cewebrity picture of two of my
favorite cewebrities, Sarah and Karen.

This post is purely to showcase that picture. I'll get some bad
person cewebrity pictures soon, hopefully doing dumb shit like
licking themselves or wearing shirts that say "I HEART ME" or,
better yet, "IF YOU HEART ME, LEAVE ME A COMMENT."
If you have anything of the sort, PLEASE send it to me at
polaroids at cewebrity.net. Thanks!