Well, for any of those who have not yet begun their personal blogging careers because of lack of perceived time or presumed disinterest by the rest of the world in your clever musings, here's an easy way to get started quickly.

"Gregor's Semi-Automatic LiveJournal Updater™" at http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/livejournal/

Note: This can be used for making postings for any blog, not just livejournal! Try it on Blogger, Movable Type, or good, ol' fashioned HTML!

I'd add some things:

Last Night I Got:

1) Soooo drunk at Max Fish. Pictures will be posted soon.
2) A notepad to write down all the funny things I say to people about Paris Hilton through the day, so as not to miss any opportunities to record my wit for portrayal on the web!
3) Wrapped up in an old blanket with my two cats and a pint of Chubby Hubby and watched ironic television shows on Trio.
4) Busy with some dude/chick I met on Friendster/MySpace.
5) Recognized! Yay!

Best part: "That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful." Man. Someone knows way too much about the ego-boosting function of 19-year-old girl blog comments.