The latest development in Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce battle is that the two have not been on speaking terms for a while, with communication occurring just between their respective personal assistants.

A source close to the pair snitches, “It has become so bad that they cannot be in a room together for more than a few minutes without having a shouting match.”

We just hope it isn’t in front of the kids!

Another insider says that the Material Girl gave Guy an ultimatum: transplant back to the States or it’s over.

Even after talking a fake British accent?

Ritchie couldn’t wait until the conclusion of Madonna’s concert tour - the marriage has been dead for a while. Family and friends knew the state of things but kept it under wraps. The couple tried for years to reconcile - to no avail.

Even though there is no prenup and Ritchie stands to win up to $150 million in divorce court, the filmmaker doesn’t want any of it. Not a cent.

Or so he’d like us to believe!

Despite the silent treatment, a friend of Ritchie’s predicts a cordial divorce, as Madonna has already offered Ritchie ownership of a $24 million country estate.

That seems to go against Madonna’s onstage dish at her soon-to-be ex-hubbie at her Boston show last night!